The afterlife, and what you'll need there

Henry went to Home Depot and bought us a top-of-the-line sump pump, which comes with a lifetime warranty. At the check-out, the clerk asked him if he'd like to purchase, for only $19.95, an extended warranty. Hmm.

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[-- V]

One begins to wonder just what is guaranteed for life. "Manufacturer's defects" only? For that matter, whose life? Yours? The house's? Hmmmmm.................

[Don Young]

I think the extended warranty would be very popular with their Buddhist customers.